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[Zenki]

Out today in me mota. I was taking it easy driving in a reserved and "non right foot" manner just cruising around soaking up the late afternoon sun. Nice! On dual carraigeway with cars to my right 'an me chillin' in the inside lane. C**k in "un-named" saloon car comes up my ass about eleventytwelvemillion mph and sits <> close to my bumper:mad: Knobby in his "Un-named" saloon car can't get past me coz the cars in the outside lane aren't going much faster than me so 5h1t4brain5 gets even closer to me! He then decides not to drive over me and pulls out and goes past me. He passes me and under takes the car in the outside lane infront. He can't quite get totally infront of that car but NO, that won't stop the driver of an "un-named" saloon car will it? He tries to pull out infront of it nonetheless and nearly takes it's front wing off with his boot!:eek: We then approach a roundabout with a filter lane left and two ahead lanes. Mr road captain sees his opportunity and DIVES for the vacant left filter lane. He then goes straight onto the roundabout almost taking out a car going round it and cutting up the other two entering it as he proceeds to go straight ahead. I have never seen such a display of outrageously dangerous driving. The "tool" in question was a middleaged bloke in "business garb" and you can all guess what car he was driving. Yes, another victory for a feckin BMW 7series driver. I would love to read the "roadkills" section in the BMW bulletin board. It must be the largest forum of all!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Why do they drive like that?????????

[jibber]

your gonna give yerself a blood preasure problem if yer not careful there mr RED :D :D ;)

[Zenki]

:D

[sideways tony]

....does'nt the owner of Abbey motorsport run a 7?....just a thought!

[Nissan Mad]

Aye and did the FUZZ see this happening, no, probably pulling over some poor fellow car lover over to check his brand new gleeming alloy wheel/tyre package which he just fitted yesterday, doesn't have bald tyres.

A couple of years ago, whilst travelling to work one morning in my Bluebird Turbo, (17" Blades, 2" lower, Exhaust and Induction kit, Nissan sunstrip.....in other words it stuck out like a sore thumb)...anyway, it was about 07:45 on a Saturday morning. After crossing a roundabout to join a 4 mile long dual carraigeway (spelt wrong I think), I proceed to overtake a Saab 900. 1/4 mile later, @ over 70mph I realise that it is a Saab Turbo giving a bit of a sport. mile and a half later I pulls in behind him as it was a dead heat, then I realise the fuzz are coming up quickly behing in the BMW Jam Sandwich. They slow down and give me a dirty look (I am doing 69mph by now) then they chase after the Saab. After the next roundabout (taken at 25 mph) here, the f***ers have let the Saab disappear and they are sitting waiting on me....PULLED.

I got the last laugh though, they were far to far behind up to gather any evidence so I let the fuzz feel big and allowed them to exercise their egos and I got off Scot free (pardon the pun)

[Leon]

ahh, the joys of left foot braking!
that scares em