Ant
03-04-2002, 19:49
Dear IT Support,
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0
from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for
years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between
these two products and the only solution was to
try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also
incompatible with several other applications,such
as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no
better. A shareware beta-programme,Party Girl 2.1
which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me
to shut down completely for several
weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that
when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage
to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Financee 1.0
only to discover that this product soon had to
be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to
because, whilst Wife1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then
discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and
costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife1.0's memory and could
not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot
about them.
Wife1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and
E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning,
launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help
files and I have to try and guess what
the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs
updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop
Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes
that also drains my resources.
It also conflicted with some of the new games I
wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal
operation.When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it
often crashes or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but
there could be problems, a friend has alerted
me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000
it tends to delete all my MS Money files
before un-installing itself.
:D
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0
from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for
years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between
these two products and the only solution was to
try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also
incompatible with several other applications,such
as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no
better. A shareware beta-programme,Party Girl 2.1
which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me
to shut down completely for several
weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that
when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage
to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Financee 1.0
only to discover that this product soon had to
be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to
because, whilst Wife1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then
discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and
costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife1.0's memory and could
not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot
about them.
Wife1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and
E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning,
launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help
files and I have to try and guess what
the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs
updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop
Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes
that also drains my resources.
It also conflicted with some of the new games I
wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal
operation.When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it
often crashes or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but
there could be problems, a friend has alerted
me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000
it tends to delete all my MS Money files
before un-installing itself.
:D