pro drifter DEMOTED

[dorifter]

due to my performance and the unlikelyhood of me winning my sons christmas present(ps2 ) (tight bastad)

a standing down might have to be called for


grim.... footage please of me nearly rolling the piazza :wave:



just for the record i scored 1 and a half :(

[Sideways Danny]

ask scolding for some lessons :D:D:D:D that Piazza needs a little more prep I think, (cut at least 3 coils :D:D:D:D)

best double ditching lap I've ever seen.....in fact the only one I've ever seen.


Nick mate, you had Kiki and Manish on there feet applauding you

[dorifter]

entertaining as always,the first stack into the gravel i put down to being to indecisive after my teammate ,piazza driver will,said he was handbraking the first at 85mph yet i was 4th gear flicking speed unknown just as fast as she would go,this momentary "shall i do this or do that" made me leave it to late thus running out of track

as for the 2nd ,well that was me being me

[Bon Bon]

as for the 2nd ,well that was me being me

LMAO :wack: It was fantastic Nick. We were all sitting along the pit wall, as soon as you got half way down the straight towards the second bend we just looked at each other like..."he's going to put it in the gravel again". Gravel covered tyres, gravel pouring out the car...squeaaaall....lock up...splosh. And the recovery vans just turn around and follow you.

Hilariously good stuff. :thumbs:

[sidewaysrob]

Nik, drift the truck in Pro or the Piazza in the Clubman.

It was higly entertaining, and a highlight of the day mate!

[dorifter]

thanks BEN,you just hit the nail on the head
i now have the reason for the 2nd,i flicked hard but it still did a big under,must of been the gravel dropping from the car that made me bin it again,i must admit the 2nd time i was not laughing,so to sum up excuses
1 20vwill put me off
2 gravel
3 my son has put rotating graphics on my pc as a screen saver and they have subliminary affected my driving,they say "I'M CRAP AT DRIFTING" :smitten:

[BARKY]

What you need is, Steve to even out the imbalanced front end :D

[Lennie]

I think you should mod the piazza by putting a match in the tank.

[CMU]

The gravel excuse is actually a pretty good one (for the second ditching anyway). When shaking the gravel out of my car after my disasterous first corner, it was losing grip with even moderate braking/accelerating on the stones. Silverstone's gravel is curiously round and marble-like.

Don't beat yourself up over double-ditching. Everyone has off days.

[Matt_S]

Its not gravel - its clay balls :)

[Bon Bon]

What kind of clay Matt?? ;)

[sidewaysrob]

What you need is, Steve to even out the imbalanced front end :D

ROTFPMSL!!! :clap: :D

[jdmgimpsuit]

I think you should mod the piazza by putting a match in the tank.

Please elaborate upon your reasoning behind such a comment...

(I assume you mean a lit match?)

[Mitch]

What kind of clay Matt?? ;)

Special magnetic stuff that pulls you in and don't let you out. Unless you're Phil :notworthy :D

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid136/p8604c002da484a846c248990d0eb1db5/f74fa37a.jpg

[Lennie]

Please elaborate upon your reasoning behind such a comment...

(I assume you mean a lit match?)

put the poor car out if its misery. it lookded unhappy

[Matt_S]

What kind of clay Matt?? ;)


Ill go out and have a look at Lunch if you want... We use them at work as fire protection :)

[Bon Bon]

Ill go out and have a look at Lunch if you want... We use them at work as fire protection :)

I'm surprised you're not stuffing it in the gravel trap every run...jump out and just dive in..."mmm dermal clay, freee dermal clay, mmmm"

[cptsideways]

I think we should introduce a "Jester Class :D " for those who provide entertainment to the crowds & drivers alike.

They score points for novelty moves & the amount of gravel dumped on the track, no doubt, Nick, CMU, Phil would have all scored highly in this round. :thumbs:

[Matt_S]

I'm surprised you're not stuffing it in the gravel trap every run...jump out and just dive in..."mmm dermal clay, freee dermal clay, mmmm"


FFS :annoyed: Ive only just got WTF you were on about in the first "clay" post.



You git :wack:

PMSL now :D:D:D:D:D


Ben, when are you going to get a bigger helmet and sunroof fitted to Ants car so you can fit your ever increasing head in the car too????;) :p

[CMU]

I think we should introduce a "Jester Class :D " for those who provide entertainment to the crowds & drivers alike.

They score points for novelty moves & the amount of gravel dumped on the track, no doubt, Nick, CMU, Phil would have all scored highly in this round. :thumbs:

Can I score points for gravel (clay?) dumped in the pitlane? I was worried other cars were going to get stuck in the improptu trap I'd created when I braked for my parking spot :D

[_/_/_/M aurice]

Where's the vid?

[CMU]

The video got corrupted on the camera, and it's taken me a while to work out how to recover it. I have it now though, and will be doing an amusing failure vid shortly :D