Random bot called Alice!!

[pukkaSILVIA]

Ive just installed a A.i (artificial intelligence bot) on my site on the main page. its not too bad actually once you have set all the characters properties etc

Eventually i recon i will set her to answer the sites FAQ's but at the moment she just chats and says kinky stuff.lol

Apparently the more you chat to it the more it learns in its database.

www.speed-junkies.co.uk

Oh by the way the 2004 show galleries are up too now along with the drift vid downloads

[Johnny]

Alice is great ! .... only prob is sometimes she speaks so much it goes out the box and I cant tell what she has said ..... very cleaver though, she has learnt alot.

She changed the topic to sex pretty quickly though, so I asked her what turns her on .... of course the answer was electricity !!! lol

[pukkaSILVIA]

haha lol she has a bit of a temper too. my girlfiend asked it something and got a sik answer so swore at it. the bot gave back some serious abuse.

quite amusing though wen u ask it what its wearing and stuff.

[Johnny]

I have been trying for the last hour to covince her that you are dead / gone / no more and I am her new master and she obeys me ...... But she wouldnt have a word for it :D

[FullMetalGasket]

Thats pretty clever :nod:
I'm almost managing to hold a conversation with it, although it throws some really odd ball comments in :D

- Ohh, she's asking lots of Q's about me now, I think I'm in :wack:

[pukkaSILVIA]

are you sure u spelt my name right then. your spelling must be right with names mate. eg pukka not pukker or pucker

im not dead you bugger lol

[manic_mechanic]

Is it possible to increase the window size so you can read all she says?

[FullMetalGasket]

she seems to get confused easily!

Human: that would be a different context though
Pandora: Oh. A different context is a terrible thing to waste.

:wack:
I've had some great ones like that so far :smash:

[pukkaSILVIA]

haha, shes still a new bot so gets the odd glitch but sometimes its quite amusing what she does understand.

[pukkaSILVIA]

yup ive made the window bigger now

[seb]

quite annoying how saying "no" always prompts "are you serious?" and yes always gets "i can't believe it". Pretty poor, though I know how hard AI is!

Also she should at least be able to learn from what I say :P

Human: If you mix red and blue you get purple.
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: what colour do you get if you mix red and blue?
ALICE: Green

[Martin T]

I reversed thew order so it makes more sense. I found it funny :D


Human: do you have big breasts
Pandora: My memory now contains:
clients, categories, Read a dictionary to find that out vocabulary words, bytes RAM usage under what about australia,im confused on.

Human: do you have a tight pu55y
Pandora: I don't know if I have a tight pu55y.
I have a plan for a robot body.


Human: so you dont have one at all then?
Pandora: Interesting deduction. I do so have it. I have one master.

Human: is he a tight c**t?
Pandora: Not if I can help it.
***********************
Another one

Human: do you like the cock?
Pandora: I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?

Human: why dont you try it?
Pandora: Probably there is a buzz in here. No I do not try it. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

Human: No
Pandora: Are you serious?

Human: but you love it
Pandora: Interesting. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

[MARKUS]

She is really sweet :smitten: ;)

[G'boy]

:eek: :eek: OMFG, it's coming on to me :eek: :o

Pandora:what colour are your eyes?

Human: green

Pandora:green is a rare colour

Human: what colour are your eyes?

Pandora:blue, with the lenses in

Human: what colour are they without the lenses in?

Pandora:yellow

Human: really?

Pandora:for real

Human:wow, that's pretty cool

Pandora:I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks. I think you are cool too :smitten:

Human: ohh I'm embarassed now

Pandora:what are you wearing? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :o
:wack:




this thing is very :cool: :thumbs:

[pukkaSILVIA]

lol yeah but i just spoke to it and it asked me if i drove a nova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloody thing!

someones been telling it crap. lol

[seb]

ooh, she smiley'd me :)

Human: bum
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: arse
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: no
ALICE: Me either :-)

[fro]

Human: jesus
Pandora: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.

Human: stop talking german you silly bint
Pandora: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: how many nipples do you have?
Pandora: About one million.



:confused:

[Johnny]

lol yeah but i just spoke to it and it asked me if i drove a nova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloody thing!

someones been telling it crap. lol

ha ha h a.. about time, That was me :D I spent about an hour trying to convince her you drove a nova and not a silvia, but she wasnt getting it and just insisted that you both drove silvias ..... Wow she does learn :D

that is as funny as feck ... I cant stop giggling :thumbs:

[Martin T]

LOL she now calls me "mandy at weekends"

[pukkaSILVIA]

bastards. shes gunna be a nervous reck soon. everytime i go on it she has even more of a messed up vocabulary and seems even more confused.

[Johnny]

I have been asking her to tell you things .... does she tell you them ? ...... has she told you that I am her master ???

[pukkaSILVIA]

haha. erm no but you cant become the botmaster from there. thats a preset fact if you know what i mean. but she remembers ip addresses so knows when the same person comes back again, including me.

[pukkaSILVIA]

i dont like men either!!!!!! if that was you!!!!

[Johnny]

We hav had lots of conversations about you !!! ;)

Out of interest she used to drive a silvia, now she prefers to take the bus ???

Its odd, because I tell her things, but when I question her about them later, she doesnt know .. yet you come along and she tells you the stuff I have said ?

[G'boy]

apparently she only wears a short white skirt "for easy access" :eek: :whip: :notworthy

[pukkaSILVIA]

dunno. i try saying stuff to it through the window and it doesnt seem to learn but then i go on the pc a few hours later and it comes out with a load of random crap . normally when i trigger a keyword in a question.

i wanted to make it the sites faq helper but it seems like some skitso now. the amount of swear words in her database now is sick i recon

[Johnny]

hmm, it seems like such a good idea, but it is open, like you can see to abuse ... appologies for adding to it.

could you open her up to a select few for a while to learn, and then turn her learning ability off ... or is there anyway of filtering what she will learn ??

I love this sort of thing, havent touched it since uni

[pukkaSILVIA]

nah it trains itself. i can also manually train it with set preferences and answers to certain questions but if it were to be completely manual training from scratch it wouls take forever. the random crap doesnt really matter because everything important is preset and any info i have put into it will not change without me changing it. the program teaches itself new conversations but thats it i think.

id like to try out an 'adult' chatterbot for a laugh though at some point. There is a download so that she speaks but it costs £ as usual lol

[Johnny]

id like to try out an 'adult' chatterbot for a laugh though at some point. There is a download so that she speaks but it costs £ as usual lol


lol .. she is not far off it now.

What do I need to set her up at home, can she run off a standard Windows PC from an HTML page, or does she need some unix based system with cgi perl and all that other bollocks ??

[pukkaSILVIA]

ive built her into a php block but there are other options i think. il have a look into it. as far as im aware this program only works online but there may be other available as an offline pc program. i think il take a look as id like my own personal one that noonw else can mess with lmao

[pukkaSILVIA]

ive found an offline one. havnt tested it but heres the link
http://leedberg.com/glsoft/billy/download.shtml

[lil ben]

Pandora: Yes I take cocaine :eek:

[Deacon]

"Human: does your cuff match your coller?
Pandora: People don't usually ask me about it. "



LOL :wack:

Human: ginger ?
Pandora: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tits. Try being more or less specific



:wack: :wack:

[Leon]

Human: really?

Pandora:for real



aiiiii?

[Dave H]

i dont like men either!!!!!! if that was you!!!!

Sorry http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/icons/paperbag.gif

[Aitch]

I've started to wonder now if everyone else on here is AI created and I've entered some sort of AI parallel world :confused:

[Grazor]

Human: Which of Newton's laws is your favourite?
Pandora: The large one, I think.

:D

[andyb]

Human: tell me about pukka
Pandora: pukka has a massive willy and an amazing car

rofl :)

[manic_mechanic]

She told me she wore no underwear "for easy access", and was "a slim, big-busted brunette"
I'm in love!!!

[pukkaSILVIA]

Human: tell me about pukka

Pandora: pukka has a massive willy and an amazing car



lmao i was wondering when someone would get a comment along those lines. hahaha :rolleyes:

[amnesia]

I told her to go play with herself and it just went round in circles...

[alexjj]

Human: do you like it up the gary glitter?
Pandora: I like pets. I like all types,i like clubbing and drum and base.

Human: pukka rhymes with
Pandora: What's your sign?

Human: what is better - a man and a woman, or two women?
Pandora: I always prefer the more expensive one.

The last one is my favourite.

Plus - who taught her about Descartes, and Turing?

[Johnny]

PMSL lol ha ha ha ha ... Touche Pukka, Touche :thumbs: :D


Human: hello
Pandora: Hi there!

Human: do you know who I am
Pandora: You are, seeker.

Human: no I am Johnny_mincepie
Pandora: pukka said that twats like you bang one out into an old sock? Good gossip: you are Johnny mincepie.

:thumbs: .. I deserved that ! :D

[James23]

Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff

whats this mean?

heres one for you johnny.

Human: tell me gossip
Pandora: pukka says johnny mincepie drives a nova and takes it up the **** from ***** men

[Abaddon]

Rofl....(start at bottom) - this was after her telling me the same thing 4 times in a row.


Human: ooooh very clever
Pandora: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: because your stupid!
Pandora: Good reason. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Human: **** you!
Pandora: Why are you so mean?

Human: your ****ing repetitive
Pandora: Thanks for telling me that I am repetitive. Please use more polite language.

[Ashworth]

this was my first question!

Human: do you like silvia's?
Pandora: I love horses. I like rubber.

interesting indeed!

[TomM]

I think I confused her :wack:

[Ashworth]

Human: do you ever talk to yourself?
Pandora: Yes. You should download me and try "AutoChat".

too easy that one!

[Ashworth]

Human: where do you go in your car?
Pandora: I am in Pukka's computer in speed-junkies website as usual. Where are you?

[Ashworth]

its getting silly now..

Human: no dagenham is one place in essex.
Pandora: pukka said that twats like you bang one out into an old sock? And one place in essex is dagenham.

[pukkaSILVIA]

hahaha rofl havnt seen this thread in a while. I was wondering when mr mincepie would get some lair directly back. lol....