The spiders of billing.

[dunc]

Don't know if its the norm down south but there were fat juicy spiders everywhere (especailly in the toilets). Are there always horror's like that in England or were these particularly nasty?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/dunc_keith/billing_spiders_s.jpg

Dunc.

PS for some reason this is the only pic I have of JAE this year despite being down there since thursday night till Monday :confused:

[SteveDunn]

Looks like the set of the new Aliens Vs Predator movie :o

[aBoijj]

I have one of the little buggers living in one of my wing mirrors. I come out of the house every morning and find a new web hanging from the mirror :mad:

[Sibbers]

thankfully I was oblivious to those little sods... :)

[arry]

thankfully I was oblivious to those little sods... :)

I think I was pretty much oblivious to everything and managed to maintain that stance throughout the weekend :D

[dunc]

So was I, god knows where these pics came from. Think it was on the way in on thursday night, picking up a camera after this must have seemed like way too much effort (doubt I even knew what a camera was for half the time :D )

Dunc.

[GrahamB]

Spiders? There were spiders at Billing? :eek:

Jeez thank fook I spent all my time either busy or too drunk to care ;)

[twinturboch]

Thats is nothing :nod: When I went to Kenya the SPiders in the trees there were about three inches wide and four inches long (if anything, I've under-estimated) They scared the shit out of me cause your just walking along and suddenly theres one in your face :eek:
About this big, I SHIT MYSELF :nod:
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=11288&stc=1

[dj_C]

hmmm...only 6 legs though? funny lookin spider :confused: :D

peDANt

[twinturboch]

Arse :wack:

[PsYcHeS]

Dont know what i find more disturbing, the fact you only took one pic all weekend and you took your camera into the loo to take it.... :ghey:

[dunc]

LOL :o :(

[Yak]

and were more inpressed with the size of the spiders... :p

[dizzo_rascal]

i didnt see one spider during the weekend, even if i did, i probably would have taken it home and named it and loved it.

[dunc]

and were more inpressed with the size of the spiders... :p

I had to take the camera into the toilet so I could take a picture of it, otherwise there's no way anyone would believe how big it was.

Dunc.

[Yak]

I had to take the camera into the toilet so I could take a picture of it, otherwise there's no way anyone would believe how big it was.

Dunc.
Now there is a number of ways you can take that statement as well you know :p

[Sibbers]

PMSL Dunc/Yak - you guys !!

[dunc]

I was of cousre refering to the spider :wack:

[Yak]

I was of cousre refering to the spider :wack:
Ofcource theres little point hiding behind the disguise now. We all now know you are the Mysterious Billing Toilet Phallus Photographer!

[Stidi]

Ofcource theres little point hiding behind the disguise now. We all now know you are the Mysterious Billing Toilet Phallus Photographer!

yeah but I got a tenner out of it...

... is that one of those things I won't be too proud of in later life? :wack:

[Yak]

Dunk paid you a tenner to photograph you pinnis! :eek:

[Algie]

You can just imagine it now......

Saturday night and it's dark, the toilets at Billing are lit by Strip lights buzzing slightly, it's getting late and there aren't too many people about.....

Everythings quiet until all you can hear is Duncs Scottish brogue 'Christ look at the size of that!' coming from a cubical near the back, followed by furious flashes from his camera and clicking noises.

I bet you didn't raise too many eyebrows :eek:

Alg :clap:

[Aitch]

They probably thought Dunc was some sort of shi!t fetishist taking pictures of a huge floater :hurl:

[Tenman]

Thanks boys, I just spat coffee all over the keyboard

[dunc]

They probably thought Dunc was some sort of shi!t fetishist taking pictures of a huge floater :hurl:

Secrets out then? :(