Yak
09-08-2004, 09:52
http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html
In the more immediate future, sources at BMW's Cowley factory say that designers are preparing a unique special edition aimed at the car's core market - vacuous blond girls who work in PR. "The Mini has been a huge success amongst the kind of bright eyed thicko women whose flirtatious phone manner belies their utter inability to do anything remotely constructive except drink endless cups of low fat aspirational coffee, go for long lunches and wear stupid pointy shoes," said one Mini marketing source. "We've carefully designed this model so cater for their needs, which is why it will come with a pair of those stupid, slightly wrap around pink tinted sunglasses, some sort of flimsy cloth handbag that cost £250 and a big pile of Pret a Manger vouchers". The special edition Mini Cooper Emma will be launched as soon as one of these women returns your phone call as promised. So basically never.
:thumbs: Oh how I laughed as I read this to my girlfriend... she wasnt so impressed though. Im so glad Im not the only person who hates though stupid pink sunglasses and pointy shoes.
In the more immediate future, sources at BMW's Cowley factory say that designers are preparing a unique special edition aimed at the car's core market - vacuous blond girls who work in PR. "The Mini has been a huge success amongst the kind of bright eyed thicko women whose flirtatious phone manner belies their utter inability to do anything remotely constructive except drink endless cups of low fat aspirational coffee, go for long lunches and wear stupid pointy shoes," said one Mini marketing source. "We've carefully designed this model so cater for their needs, which is why it will come with a pair of those stupid, slightly wrap around pink tinted sunglasses, some sort of flimsy cloth handbag that cost £250 and a big pile of Pret a Manger vouchers". The special edition Mini Cooper Emma will be launched as soon as one of these women returns your phone call as promised. So basically never.
:thumbs: Oh how I laughed as I read this to my girlfriend... she wasnt so impressed though. Im so glad Im not the only person who hates though stupid pink sunglasses and pointy shoes.