Alana on TV Tonight!!! [Archive] - SXOC Bulletin Board

Leon

25-03-2002, 15:49

Put it this way;

I enjoy interior design and decorating
I ALWAYS hold the door open for a lady.
I know all the moves to Reach for the Stars (didn't know that I did until was horribly pissed on Guiness)
I own a white cowboy hat.

However:
I own a very fast Japanese Sports Car
I enjoy working on cars and don't mind getting covered in oil and breaking a nail (if there is one long enough... always mean to stop that habit)
I don't spend hours in the bathroom working on my hair.
I don't own a puffa jacket.
I don't possess a single Kylie/Madonna/Dusty Springfield Album
I have never called anyone Ducky
Both wrists are of decent strength and don't look like wilting pansies. ahem
I don't have a moustache.
I don't sound like Julian Clary. Nor though do I sound like Cary Grant

What do you think?
;)

andyf

25-03-2002, 16:02

eeee.. .. NICE TIMING DAN :(

Booo

What happened on it

Daniel san

25-03-2002, 16:24

It was basically a half hour program filmed at Alana's house. It followed her day as she had some photos taken (french maid outfit:eek: ). They chatted to her photographer etc and then finished with her doing one of her webcam shows that she does for members of her website. Members can ask her to do stuff and she does (nothing like that! We should be so lucky), just stuff like show me more ass girl!:D She did this web show with one of her friends too:eek: :eek:

AshT_200

25-03-2002, 17:08

I saw it, I was interested to see if Men & Motors could conduct a professional interview ;)

And I would like to say that I was most impressed with what I saw.:D

Her friend was nice too. :) Dan, can you get me an introduction:D

Daniel san

25-03-2002, 17:24

I notice you're from "SE's Sofa" ant. I know you live pretty close, but is that what you mean, or do you mean that you spend most of your life sitting on SE's sofa waiting to speak to Pete or get your car back off them?:rolleyes: :D

AshT_200

25-03-2002, 17:28

Certainly seemed that way, when I was waiting for my gearbox to be fitted, but no it's all good now. :)

Just giving the bank account a bit of a breather before deciding on what's next. (Actually have decided, but it is a secret);)

So I will be returning to the Sofa shortly.:D

jibber

25-03-2002, 21:30

well ****ing bollox, just seen this thread. bit bloody late. but no harm done coz i cant get men and motors no more, it went digital boooohoooo. any pink fleshy shots!;) :D

DJFish

25-03-2002, 23:39

Speaking of naughty webcams, we had a new secretary start in the office about a month ago, one of the guys is already banging it, and it turns out she's got a web show thingy on the go as well!

It's quite funny how you see people differently when you've 'seen them from the wrong end' !:D :D :D

Just off to a different website for a while!:p :p

Dave

docwra

26-03-2002, 11:01

Originally posted by DJFish

Just off to a different website for a while!:p :p
Dave

And that would be?? ;) :D

Anyone remember the mysterious sal??

www.tinabell.com <--- her

Had me going, I have to say :rolleyes: :eek:

TomM

26-03-2002, 13:33

Originally posted by docwra
Anyone remember the mysterious sal??

www.tinabell.com <--- her

Man, that first picture that greets you is not the way I remember her - she looks dog-rough in it! :eek: :(

Those others ones that she linked from her sig for a while were a little better, though :D

TomM

26-03-2002, 14:01

Originally posted by Starionman
Put it this way;

I enjoy interior design and decorating
I ALWAYS hold the door open for a lady.
I know all the moves to Reach for the Stars (didn't know that I did until was horribly pissed on Guiness)
I own a white cowboy hat.

However:
I own a very fast Japanese Sports Car
I enjoy working on cars and don't mind getting covered in oil and breaking a nail (if there is one long enough... always mean to stop that habit)
I don't spend hours in the bathroom working on my hair.
I don't own a puffa jacket.
I don't possess a single Kylie/Madonna/Dusty Springfield Album
I have never called anyone Ducky
Both wrists are of decent strength and don't look like wilting pansies. ahem
I don't have a moustache.
I don't sound like Julian Clary. Nor though do I sound like Cary Grant

What do you think?
;)

Dunno - gay blokes don't have to be camp - they're just the ones you spot. And then sidle away from, or hug your girl tighter, or something... ;) ;) :p

So what's the verdict?

Leon

26-03-2002, 14:11

Originally posted by Tombs

Dunno - gay blokes don't have to be camp - they're just the ones you spot. And then sidle away from, or hug your girl tighter, or something... ;) ;) :p

So what's the verdict?

Always wise to sidle away from the outragously camp ones.

Bean

26-03-2002, 15:42

Originally posted by Tombs

Man, that first picture that greets you is not the way I remember her - she looks dog-rough in it! :eek: :(

Those others ones that she linked from her sig for a while were a little better, though :D

Nasty, looks like she'd been around a bit!

Probably had more 'p r i c k s' than a pin cushion!!! :D

docwra

26-03-2002, 17:04

I actually D/L'ed some vids off her site as well. Not worth the membership if you ask me ................... :rolleyes:
I wish I knew what had happened to her though :(

jibber

26-03-2002, 17:38

starion man or medalion man? ;) :D

JYT

26-03-2002, 18:47

LOL at Bean & Jibber :D :D

Leon

26-03-2002, 20:36

Originally posted by jibber
starion man or medalion man? ;) :D

Now I'm confused...
I heard my name but I know not why...

jibber

26-03-2002, 22:14

sounds a bit medalion to me.
:D ;)

Kev

26-03-2002, 23:07

Originally posted by Starionman
Put it this way;

I ALWAYS hold the door open for a lady.
I know all the moves to Reach for the Stars (didn't know that I did until was horribly pissed on Guiness)

;)

Nowt wrong with that, everyone knows them moves when they are pissed.
And i always open doors for ladies, the good lookin ones anyway.
And i definately aint!!

Im guessin u is, but maybe u like to sit on a swing too?:p

jibber

27-03-2002, 06:38

ooooooiiiiiiiii, this aint a bloody dating agency, get a room boys.;) :D

Chris_Lacey

27-03-2002, 11:15

I think Starionman just likes being all mysterious, in the end I just private messaged him with my verdict :D

I like Baileys, Animals and nicely tailored suits, so.. am I? heh heh.

Leon

27-03-2002, 12:08

There is very little entertainment is a lack of mystery.
Just look at the amount of time I've kept you all amused... ;)
I've off to eye up some candy.
No, literal candy, but I can't touch, I'm dieting.

Leon

27-03-2002, 23:52

Originally posted by Takan
Is Alana still on this board ?

think she got booted for being far too pornographic.
Biut i didnt look. such things should be saved for you wedding nite

andyf

27-03-2002, 23:56

ALANA INNIT

She looks happy
and she's like massively tall
taller than the big chested over-balanced Jordan lass

J595HAS

28-03-2002, 03:07

Originally posted by Starionman

think she got booted for being far too pornographic.
Biut i didnt look. such things should be saved for you wedding nite You should get feckin booted as well for that space killing picture of feck all in your signature. Have you any idea how many bytes it takes up in all our PC's :D
And I have raked your fecked up diamonds site and still can't find the Bigdobberhead jpeg :(

J595HAS

28-03-2002, 03:08

Feck !!!, I bet Andy WILL find the apricot just to be a cant :D

Leon

28-03-2002, 08:39

Originally posted by J595HAS
You should get feckin booted as well for that space killing picture of feck all in your signature. Have you any idea how many bytes it takes up in all our PC's :D
And I have raked your fecked up diamonds site and still can't find the Bigdobberhead jpeg :(

I'm the the middle of a battle at the moment trying to get my wesite back. First of all, the windows host crashed so was transferred to Unix.
Then that has gone too, although all the files are there, i and the system admin guys can see them, they just refuse to appear :(
VERY RUDE
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

Chris_Lacey

28-03-2002, 10:22

Originally posted by Starionman

VERY RUDE
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

Heh heh, you've turned into Jah Jah Binks over night ;)

Leon

28-03-2002, 10:56

Originally posted by DL

Heh heh, you've turned into Jah Jah Binks over night ;)

Hey, Jah Jah Binks is damn cool. Prolly one of the top 10 greatest animation characters EVER.

Chris_Lacey

28-03-2002, 12:09

i don't like Jah Jah because of the black slave overtones, I love Starwars but Lucas couldn't come up with original characters to save his life...

The Empire :- Russia/China
Rebel Alliance :- Good Old USA...
The Gungans :- African Primitive style tribes
The Force :- Zen

And there are loads and loads more parrallels.

Jah Jah is one step from saying "You so good to me massa"..

Errrrm, I think Andyf is effecting me, that was a bit of a random tirade.. lol!

TomM

28-03-2002, 14:06

Originally posted by DL
i don't like Jah Jah because of the black slave overtones
Can I add also because he's the worst bit of a cr@p cr@p film?

andyf

28-03-2002, 14:24

Originally posted by J595HAS
Feck !!!, I bet Andy WILL find the apricot just to be a cant :D

Nah all I have to do is mention something controversial at you.

"Norris Designs is a great tuner"

Leon

29-03-2002, 22:46

Originally posted by Tombs

Can I add also because he's the worst bit of a cr@p cr@p film?

yes, it was a poo film. But Jah Jah lifted it for me.
So the characters are ripped off. So the effects are nothing new.
But that freaky/cute exprression, the moving ears and the way he ducked his head and said the obvious. aww don'tcha just adore him?
God I sound like Ruby Wax...

J595HAS

30-03-2002, 01:38

Originally posted by andyf

Nah all I have to do is mention something controversial at you.

"Norris Designs is a great tuner" I have to agree with your point of view Andy. Given the amount of notes you must have given him, he must have more tunes, infact albums out than The Beatles. Now go find Norris's arse among the apricots :D

andyf

30-03-2002, 01:43

Originally posted by J595HAS
I have to agree with your point of view Andy. Given the amount of notes you must have given him, he must have more tunes, infact albums out than The Beatles. Now go find Norris's arse among the apricots :D

You appear to have got the word "tuner" confused with "musician". Norris "tunes" cars, not songs. You are clearly in the wrong innit