claire
03-08-2004, 03:37
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, " Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replied: " I know you can't, I've cut your arms off."
Man with a strawberry growing on his head goes to the doctor. Doctor says " I'll give you some cream to put on it."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but
the reception was brilliant
and finally
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were feeling chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. :wack: :D
The Doctor replied: " I know you can't, I've cut your arms off."
Man with a strawberry growing on his head goes to the doctor. Doctor says " I'll give you some cream to put on it."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but
the reception was brilliant
and finally
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were feeling chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. :wack: :D