View Full Version : The Greatest Performer - Ever?
After the success of TGP of our Times, I thought it only fair to open the field up a bit.
So now, vote for your performer - alive/dead, contemporary/distant past...
I'd cast a vote for Janis Joplin, Tim Buckley and potentially the Funk Brothers collective...
It's a difficult one, no doubt about it
After the success of TGP of our Times, I thought it only fair to open the field up a bit.
So now, vote for your performer - alive/dead, contemporary/distant past...
I'd cast a vote for Janis Joplin, Tim Buckley and potentially the Funk Brothers collective...
It's a difficult one, no doubt about it
best performer I have seen is Gomez (collectively)but from watching videos etc I'd have loved to have seen Freddie Mercury or Led Zepp
ScoobyDoo
20-07-2004, 14:58
Charlie Dimmock
No wait...
"The Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy was a much better performer than John Holmes.
ScoobyDoo
20-07-2004, 15:13
Rusty Lee
Tony Blair :indiff:
dammit, beat me to it :)
Jimmyboy
20-07-2004, 15:53
No wait...
"The Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy was a much better performer than John Holmes.
PMSL :D
The smiling Pork swordsman :whip:
:cry: my poor thread :cry:
:cry: my poor thread :cry:
get over it, yer big poof :)
TheSultanofPing
20-07-2004, 18:32
Do Richard & Judy count as one? :wack:
Do Richard & Judy count as one? :wack:
only when they're doing it
only when they're doing it
Doing what?
Doing what?
:rolleyes:
Shagging, JB.
EDIT: Well that makes no sense since Leon posted :mad: ;)
sorry old chap.
Nasty image isn't it... Maybe that's why he's always smiling and her hair is always ruffled...
sorry old chap.
Nasty image isn't it... Maybe that's why he's always smiling and her hair is always ruffled...
Yes, but after your post above of them "shagging JB", I have some very nasty images in my head :D
Yes, but after your post above of them "shagging JB", I have some very nasty images in my head :D
that's why there is a comma to denote a sub section....
Shagging, JB
see, just like that
that's why there is a comma to denote a sub section....
Shagging, JB
see, just like that
Ah, but a comma is a pause, between related items. However a semi-colon denotes a subsection :p
Or so I've just been told, because I ain't got a clue :D
Ah, but a comma is a pause, between related items. However a semi-colon denotes a subsection :p
Or so I've just been told, because I ain't got a clue :D
Semi Colons require complete units of sense and are unique to a sentance. Commas are continious...
Semi Colons require complete units of sense and are unique to a sentance. Commas are continious...
Are you saying that JB hasn't got any sense :confused:
I can categorically state I have never shagged Judy Finnigan.
are you certain about this?
How far this has come from my original thread about music :cry:
I know mate, it's disgraceful when threads are taken off topic like this. :annoyed:
I'd complain to the mods if I were you :nod:
in a vain attept to get this back on track :rolleyes:
Sooty :thumbs:
Basil Brush :thumbs:
:notworthy
Or maybe Rod Hull and Emu :thumbs:
:notworthy
Or maybe Rod Hull and Emu :thumbs:
You do have a point... it was a genius pairing.
I'm sure many men would like to spend a lot of time with their hand up a birds arse and get paid for it...
Richie_Badger
20-07-2004, 23:53
I would have liked to see Freddie Mercury, but no, my monkey ass is too young. so I'll plump for Rocco Siffredi as suggested. The man is a performer.
:mad: Can't shake those Richard & Judy images :mad:
I would have liked to see Freddie Mercury, but no, my monkey ass is too young. so I'll plump for Rocco Siffredi as suggested. The man is a performer.
At the risk of appearing as old as Ken, who is Rocco Siffredi :confused:
probably a man who plays with oversized balls
You do have a point... it was a genius pairing.
Wasn't that genius - I mean, the stupid fcuking bird couldn't even shout out to tell Rod that the aerial was straight and he could stop frigging about on the roof. :indiff:
John Bennett
21-07-2004, 00:01
Swedish Chef gets my vote:
http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/jm.pot/chef/images/chef7.jpg
Wasn't that genius - I mean, the stupid fcuking bird couldn't even shout out to tell Rod that the aerial was straight and he could stop frigging about on the roof. :indiff:
some people need a kick up the arse to the productive.
the bird needed a hand
A true giant of stage, screen and concert hall can be found here (http://www.georgeformby.co.uk/)
A true giant of stage, screen and concert hall can be found here (http://www.georgeformby.co.uk/)
:notworthy :notworthy
When i'm cleaning wind'a's
They don't make em like this (http://www.georgeformby.co.uk/audio/toolshed2.ram) anymore :thumbs:
A true giant of stage, screen and concert hall can be found here (http://www.georgeformby.co.uk/)
Can't find any mention on that site of his grills - they're supposed to be so good he put his name to them. :confused:
TheSultanofPing
21-07-2004, 00:37
Personal fave
The last hellraiser (http://www.oliverreed.org/)
Can't find any mention on that site of his grills - they're supposed to be so good he put his name to them. :confused:
That would be George Foreman :rolleyes:
:D
Rocco Siffredi
Omar Williams :wack:
I can categorically state I have never shagged Judy Finnigan.
I have.
That's why she looks like she does - absolutely f*cked :wave:
She also commented that Madeley was hung like a fieldmouse :D
Lolo Ferrari.
Never mind George Formby - she had a better pair of lungs as an entertainer :D
At the risk of appearing as old as Ken, who is Rocco Siffredi :confused:
Excellent actor that has starred in lots of Buttman films and many others, such as "An American Buttman in London" etc :rolleyes:
At the risk of appearing as old as Ken, who is Rocco Siffredi :confused:
He is a very talented actor of many years standing who has starred in many, many films.
I believe he is Italian hence his limited coverage over here.
Oh, and he's got a giant knob :nod: :nod: :nod:
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