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hadyn
15-07-2004, 20:52
hmmmmmm this sly stallone film is on tv now, doesnt seem too bad, does seem like a made for TV film tho rather than something with big guns such as stallone and dirk benedict in........wonder why it flopped so badly?

Sx Drifter
15-07-2004, 20:53
pmsl how quick was that race... changed tyres on the 2nd lap ?

how fookin soft are they ?!! lol

fro
15-07-2004, 21:03
worst film ever? :wack:

Sx Drifter
15-07-2004, 21:21
lol @ race thrugh streets.... like the streets are smoother enuff for an indy car.. HAHAAH

and indi cars are built and designed to turn left, rond an oval

PulsatingStar
15-07-2004, 21:28
worst film ever? :wack:

Yup, and thats why it flopped :wack:

Estella Warren is in it though :whip:

Kiruji
15-07-2004, 23:01
The crash scene is absolutely awesome - the rest of the film is shite.

Angry Paul
16-07-2004, 09:35
Yup, and thats why it flopped :wack:

Estella Warren is in it though :whip:

The lovely Ms Warren aside :smitten: the film is absolute tosh.
Obviously made by someone who know nothing about motor racing for people that know nothing about motor racing... rubbish!

There are so many things that are just plain wrong... :mad:
The chase scene through the city...it's a good job the seats and pedals were set up for both drivers isn't it?
And how many times did we have to see a driver change down a gear to overtake someone else?!
Braking (not stopping) and stepping on the clutch at the same time...yeah that would happen - heel & toe anyone?

To be fair(ish) some of the effect were excellent, but that doesn't make up for so much of the detail being so bad, how much research did Sly supposedly do for this?
And I am the only one that thinks he looked like a big version of Jean Alesi?

I feel better for that...

Matty T
16-07-2004, 11:16
and indi cars are built and designed to turn left, rond an oval

Not always there are several ciruits in the championship, although most are ovals

docwra
16-07-2004, 11:30
Not always there are several ciruits in the championship, although most are ovals

Laguna Seca :smitten:

I know it better than the road outside my house :wack:

voodoo_melon
16-07-2004, 11:53
does seem like a made for TV film
wonder why it flopped so badly?
The answer's in the question...

twinturboch
16-07-2004, 13:01
What about the bit in the last race where the guy spins and then, randomly, accelerates BACKWARDS and takes off PMSL. If you've ever driven on circuit this film will make you laugh sooooooo hard! Utter utter utter dog shite!!! :down:

PulsatingStar
16-07-2004, 13:12
Yes but Estella Warren :wack:

It didnt actually seem as bad last night asd I remember it, but its still crap.

twinturboch
16-07-2004, 13:21
Most (if not all) of the special effects were complete crap. I've seen more realistic looking computer games!! If if was even slightly better it probably would have annoyed me but as it was, it was so bad I just laughed all the way through it. What about at the end when sly buckles his front suspension and then carries on at full race speed for about 2 laps keeping the other two behind him, I wish I was that good :wack: In case you missed it, it was :ghey:

PulsatingStar
16-07-2004, 13:24
I think your being a bit harsh - I was humming all the way to work this morning :smash:

BanjoMaster
16-07-2004, 13:34
I've only ever thrown one film out of the window in rage, and this is it. Awful, awful, awful, awful, an insult to anyone with any interest in cars, motorsport or decent film making. All copies should be melted in acid, along with most of the crew if possible. A catastrophe of a film.

Angry Paul
16-07-2004, 14:09
Laguna Seca :smitten:

I know it better than the road outside my house :wack:

I know the feeling!!
I finally managed to get the F1 car on GT3 around it in under a minute... :thumbs:

2 Black Lines
16-07-2004, 15:03
Seems this film is only any good if your;

A) guttered.

B) High on crack (totin' a machine gun.)


Just :down:

Bon Bon
16-07-2004, 18:09
I think the publishers just got a bit confused about the name, it was meant to be Drivel, not Driven...!!!

hadyn
16-07-2004, 18:11
Seems this film is only any good if your;

A) guttered.

B) High on crack (totin' a machine gun.)


Just :down:

lmao! :D :nod:

John Bennett
16-07-2004, 18:15
Dirk Benedict was in it? :cool:

A-Team :notworthy

hadyn
16-07-2004, 18:19
oh shite, i was pissed i meant BURT REYNOLDS!!

forgive me, but it would have been better with Face in it! :)