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Aitch
13-07-2004, 20:02
I always abandon my car in a carpark, rather than park it correctly between two white lines, as I find that if you park like a total w:censored:ker people generally give you a wide berth and your car doesn't suffer the consequences of local inbred halfwits opening their doors against your car and denting it.

I'm used to, indeed relish, the disapproving tuts and shaking of heads but no one has ever taken any direct action.

Until today that is.

Upon returning to my car in Tesco car park at lunchtime I noticed a piece of paper that had been scribbled on and tucked under my windscreen wiper. When I read the piece of paper, it simply said...

"Gareth Cheeseman???"

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
Deacon
13-07-2004, 20:16
??
R.Sendout
13-07-2004, 20:21
Who? :confused:
hadyn
13-07-2004, 20:21
thats some seriously dark and twisted david lynch esque surreal shit :)
Deacon
13-07-2004, 20:23
in that show with the caracter Gareth Cheeseman

did he park across 2 bays?
Aitch
13-07-2004, 20:27
Gareth Cheeseman (http://www.coogans-run.co.uk/htdocs/gareth-cheeseman/gareth-cheeseman.html)

He was one of Steve Coogan's creations - very funny and did indeed park like an arse. He drove an S13. Or was it a V6 Probe? :wack: :p

I've got a photographic memory for such things so I pissed myself laughing when I read the note :D
Deacon
13-07-2004, 20:28
thats classic :thumbs: :D :notworthy
--Lorien--
13-07-2004, 20:43
Magic! :thumbs:
Tenman
13-07-2004, 23:34
Fantastic
golders
13-07-2004, 23:48
Didn't Gareth Cheeseman were Hugo Boss suits and drive a Probe!
Aitch
14-07-2004, 00:06
Didn't Gareth Cheeseman were Hugo Boss suits and drive a Probe!
:nod: And to be fair I was wearing a suit, but I think it was River Island rather than Hugo Boss. :rolleyes:
Rude Dog
14-07-2004, 01:14
Only you mate, only you :D :notworthy
deej-79
14-07-2004, 01:18
Last time I parked like that the note on my window said ticket. Apparentely the police dont care if you like your car or not.
gaz.thomas
14-07-2004, 09:56
You're a tiger.

Rarrrrrr

:D

Gaz
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